Inquiring minds want to know: Is our national insecurity guarded by an elite team of specially trained rodents in residence?
Jon Ronson's quest to track down Ron eventually led to men who stare at goats: Special Forces' psychic Goat Lab operations, including the psychic "death stare" -- but Ronson never revealed the mysterious Ron in his book.
I now have it on very good authority -- this from Ron himself -- that Ron is ... are you ready for this?
Forget the goats:
Ron is the "White House Hamster Guy."
That's right, it's on the (email) record [see the end of this article]:
Ron is THE White House Hamster Guy (in case you thought it was someone else, like Secretary of Defense Robert Gates).
Now it is true that the lowly hamster actually plays a bigger role than the famed goat in Jon Ronson's book. Perhaps this is because, as the rumor goes, Ron eventually shut down the Goat Lab.
It was Guy Savelli, according to Ronson, who dropped a goat stone dead at the Special Forces Goat Lab at Fort Bragg.
And it was Ron, according to his friend Dan T. Smith (the son of Presidential Tax Advisor Dan Throop Smith), who was "a point man for Special Forces" when he wasn't busy testifying in front of the Senate Select Intelligence Committee about his role at CIA.
Ronson asked Guy Savelli if he was the man who had stared a goat to death.
Savelli confessed to Ronson: "Yes, I did drop a goat when I was there."
Then he added, "Last week I killed my hamster."
Ronson wanted to make certain.
"Just by staring at it?"
"Yes."
"Hamsters drive me nuts."
According to Ronson's book, Guy Savelli had been contacted by the Special Forces shortly after 9/11, to reactivate his goat staring skill-set for the war on terror.
Savelli showed Ronson a video of his hamster dropping, legs straight up in the air.
It was tough to be a hamster during the Bush Administration.
If Ronson is right -- I truly suspect history will defend him -- it is the hamster, not the goat, that made a big comeback in the war on terror.
From Spies, Lies, and Polygraph Tape -- Knowing the Future: The UFO Spy Games.
Jon Ronson's quest to track down Ron eventually led to men who stare at goats: Special Forces' psychic Goat Lab operations, including the psychic "death stare" -- but Ronson never revealed the mysterious Ron in his book.
I now have it on very good authority -- this from Ron himself -- that Ron is ... are you ready for this?
Forget the goats:
Ron is the "White House Hamster Guy."
That's right, it's on the (email) record [see the end of this article]:
Ron is THE White House Hamster Guy (in case you thought it was someone else, like Secretary of Defense Robert Gates).
Now it is true that the lowly hamster actually plays a bigger role than the famed goat in Jon Ronson's book. Perhaps this is because, as the rumor goes, Ron eventually shut down the Goat Lab.
It was Guy Savelli, according to Ronson, who dropped a goat stone dead at the Special Forces Goat Lab at Fort Bragg.
And it was Ron, according to his friend Dan T. Smith (the son of Presidential Tax Advisor Dan Throop Smith), who was "a point man for Special Forces" when he wasn't busy testifying in front of the Senate Select Intelligence Committee about his role at CIA.
Ronson asked Guy Savelli if he was the man who had stared a goat to death.
Savelli confessed to Ronson: "Yes, I did drop a goat when I was there."
Then he added, "Last week I killed my hamster."
Ronson wanted to make certain.
"Just by staring at it?"
"Yes."
"Hamsters drive me nuts."
According to Ronson's book, Guy Savelli had been contacted by the Special Forces shortly after 9/11, to reactivate his goat staring skill-set for the war on terror.
Savelli showed Ronson a video of his hamster dropping, legs straight up in the air.
It was tough to be a hamster during the Bush Administration.
If Ronson is right -- I truly suspect history will defend him -- it is the hamster, not the goat, that made a big comeback in the war on terror.
From Spies, Lies, and Polygraph Tape -- Knowing the Future: The UFO Spy Games.
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